Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Two words: blizzard sex
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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