the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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