I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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