put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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