I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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