i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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