Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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