Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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