is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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