Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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