I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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