doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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