Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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