have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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