help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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