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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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