Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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