Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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