quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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