Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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