i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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