is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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