Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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