Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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