Your face is a jimmy john
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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