I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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