New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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