doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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