Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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