Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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