Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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