I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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