So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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