How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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