you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I understand Curling. That high.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am one with the molecules
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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