wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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