i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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