it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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