your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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