Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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