I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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