How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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