what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
