Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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