That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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