Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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