I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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