let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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