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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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