I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You're so nebulous sometimes
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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