I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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