I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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