too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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